how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
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Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
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so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and
she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG
and she felt relieved?
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Which Celebs Voiced Disney Characters?
My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)Smart House (1999)
Johnny Tsunami (1999)The Color of Friendship (2000)
Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)
A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)
AAHHHHH!!!
I have been LOOKING for this post for SO LONG cause I wanted to watch Wish Upon a Star again! :D But I only have internet when I’m at Starbucks and I don’t really want to watch a movie here, so I’m attempting to load all 9 parts in different tabs so I can watch it when I get home. We’ll see how it goes.
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND JUST SO MAGICAL RIGHT NOW
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*
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what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
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