A day without laughter is a day wasted. -Charlie Chaplin

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

(via with-your-laughter-liness)

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13 hours ago

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via laughbitches)

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13 hours ago

thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

(via laughbitches)

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13 hours ago
upthedeadpunx:

I am going to hurl myself off a cliff

upthedeadpunx:

I am going to hurl myself off a cliff

(Source: pisstheft, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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13 hours ago

amieleighluna:

sirsamueloflondon:

ohmygod look at how sassy his eyebrows are though

Neil Patrick Harris, damn skippy

Right on

(Source: stinson, via laughbitches)

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13 hours ago

snapchatting:

i decided to name him Father, after my father

(via laughbitches)

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13 hours ago
Anonymous asked: this isn't mine, but I was there for it! So me and my friend were walking down the road at like 10 pm, and a cop stops us. He says that he wants to search us, because we looked suspicious or something. So he pats me down, and I'm chill with it. He pats my friend down, and then asks "What's this?" And my friend was just like "Um, sir, I'm sorry, but that's my dick." Later on my friend was almost crying with embarrassment.


Answer:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

Lmaoo

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13 hours ago

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(via hotboyproblems)

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