this isn't mine, but I was there for it! So me and my friend were walking down the road at like 10 pm, and a cop stops us. He says that he wants to search us, because we looked suspicious or something. So he pats me down, and I'm chill with it. He pats my friend down, and then asks "What's this?" And my friend was just like "Um, sir, I'm sorry, but that's my dick." Later on my friend was almost crying with embarrassment.
13 hours ago